Winning experience

So today is the day La Salle Klang will play a basketball friendly match against Acmar. The two school had a friendly match because Acmar want to cari pasal with La Salle~but end up they lost by 11 points thanks to our Captain Ah Loon. That ass is to geng to play with leh, you'll actually feel bored playing with him because he'll always win~uhh!! We suspected that he used Gameshark in the game and put some cheat in it, cause any way he lay up for sure it'll enter.

After winning the game, we went back to Klang station to take a bus back. But before that Soya suggested we go and makan Loh Mee at Emporium first before going back to celebrate our victorious match against Acmar. Sadly, the stall was close and end up eating Wantan Mee. Nooo~~ the Loh Mee there damn syiok 1 leh~sobx T^T

Wantan Mee Super Big

Ah Hock Drinks Stall the official La Salle drinks sponser

Winning Team

While enjoying their meal I went and interview some of the players how does it feels to win.

Sorry for not uploading the match~its just too big to upload and I'm lazy to compress it~haha

Great Adventure

1 August~it was a friday and I was very happy on that day because its the day I went and watch The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Its just a day after it released nationwide and I'm one of the first to watch among my friends, sure got that kind of geng-ness feeling right getting to watch the movie and be more updated then them~heheh

The highly anticipated movie of the year, the best adventure of 2008, guaranty to be better than Indiana Jones but end up the movie is just one piece of sai!!! Bloody hell, our Datuk Michelle Yeoh and Mr. Jet is just some celefes in da stupid movie~the running time of the whole film is 114 mins and they only appear for 30 mins. Crappy isn't it?? They only appear for the first 10 mins and the last 20 mins. Talking about how the Emporor have the power to control the 5 elements and rule half of the world this and that and end up kena one spell by the sorceress that made them cry with tears made up of clay and getting shot by a few fire arrows.

I was like~WTF?!?!? the graphics is like a 1995 PS graphic~shit. That is a major disappointment for a film that cost 145 million to produce. Not only that, the fighting scenes between our Datuk and Jet Li only lasted 5 minutes and of course she lost and got killed by the Dragon Emperor that can turn into a 3 headed dragon. Kinda weird right, a chinese dude turning into a 3 headed dragon~that is so Japanese leh~those directors must have thought China is actually Japan. The terracotta army, their mummies~wth bra?! terracottas are actually mummies?? So, if you want to find some mummies in China just go and check out the terracotta army~

Now, that after I watch finish the whole movie I was like~...... RM10 burn~for a so call most anticipated movie and the greatest adventure of the year this and that but end up~its the most anticipated piece of shit and the greatest piece of crap created with a 145 million budget that wasted my time, wasted my life and saliva.

I was so happy that most of the critics gave is a negative because I want the director to die in Hell for creating such stupid movie~oh yea~not only the director but this critic also who gave a positive review~Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times, who gave the film three stars (out of four). Ebert remarked, "Now why did I like this movie? It was just plain dumb fun, is why." Ebert also states that it is the best in the series. Wahliaoeh!!! this guy can even say it is the best in the series leh!! this critic is guaranteed a cock eye guy~or he had diarrhoea and shitted throught the whole movie and only came back while the action scenes is going on~. I'm going to rate this movie a -50/100 and this is the picture that describe how's the movie.

The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The Dark Knight

Dark Knight~that day Ben wrote a blog about the Dark Knight and only concentrating on Joker only saying he's too cool to be true and he's smart and as crazy as Tay~HAHAHAHA
I've found it boring talking good about The Dark Knight and watching that movie full with serious interrogation~action scene and so on. Luckily, that there some people from only god knows where spoofified the interrogation part. That video made me laugh until I could feel my heartbeat reaching 200, we don't want that because we don't want destruction in Klang right. You'll understand what I mean if you guys had watch The Incredible Hulk~me~instead of turning into The Hulk, I've eventually turn into Arnold Schwarzenegger that's all. HAHA



Joker Interrogation Spoof~funny XD

Super Pet

These days there's been a cartoon that has been running for 3 years in cartoon network~its about a dog that have super powers like The Superman~ you guys might think that this superdog is a new character from DC Comics right?? NO!!! this dog is already 53 years old~as old as our father~ but not only that~ there's even a super monkey , horse, and cat.

The monkey is Superboy's pet and the other two is Supergirls pet~great huh?? You must be wondering why mostly all this super strenght dudes only got super animals with the same strenght or even stronger and not some normal animal right?? Wrong~ there's one dog that helps a hero and its powerless, its name is Ace The Bathound!! YEAH!!

Don't know why but the strange thing is powerless superheroes comes with powerless pets but super intelligent~ like the batman himself~mana tau the dog also has a Batarang~that will be awesome, seeing Batman's dog throwing the Batarang with its mouth. Who knows maybe Batman throws his Batarang and Ace is sent to retrieve it back like a Frisbee nia~haha

Okay~As I decided to become a Superhero last Monday I also need a pet hero like the Batman and Superman. Eh~even Super Villains have their own pet larh~like Joker with his two hyenas, Penguin with his penguin and some birds and some other villains. If Superheroes have a pet partner in crime why can't I?? So I went on searching for some Super pets~ but end up finding out that my own dog does have powers~ I was shocked at first but eyes can't lie right~so what the heck, from this day onwards my dog is my new partner in crime. XD

Phat Dawg

Phat Dawg showing off her super strenght~shy-ly

Okay~you guys might think what is so super about biting a rubber bone right?? But its not as light as it looks~the bone weights a !#^*#^%& 500kg leh!! O.O

Superheroes

These days there are so many type of superheroes with their own unique type of super powers. Anybody can be a superhero~their requirement is very simple, just save some asss along the street and bash the super villian or some ordinary Ah Bengs. Eh~even a mutated freak like The Hulk can save people leh~ How I wish I could have his body~so next time I can crush those Ah Bengs in school like killing ants~muahahahah XD

There's rich, moderate and poor superhero~the rich ones would be Bruce Wayne(Batman) and Tony Stark(Ironman) moderate would be most of the superheroes like Superman, Captain America and so on~the poorest of them all is Spider-Man. Yo, this dude doesn't even have enough money to pay for his rental fees~it makes me very disappointed. The Superheroes that I respect the most is The Punisher and Batman~come on dudes~superheroes doesn't need to have any powers. Raw strenght is good enough to handle the job.

Batman in The Dark Knight

The Punisher

I'm still wondering~why Superman is so damn leng chai one~ why can't they just get an ordinary guy to do the job?? This will make the fans feel better~so next time they can go for some cosplay event and don't feel bad letting down their idol with their faces. Don't even get me starting with Superwomen~ she's one super fine chio bu that can whack people's asses up and down~uhh!!

Superman

The overly Hot Superwomen

If I talk about Superheroes, I won't forget to talk about my favourite Super Villain THE JOKER~he's one crazy ass dude that is also consider too smart that loves blowing up stuff~YEAH!! he's my man alright~HAHA

The Joker played by the late Heath Ledger

After thinking for sometime I've decided to become a Superhero myself~since money also can make you a Superhero, so I've bought some stuff that will hide my identity and make me look normal~not only that, I also went throught intense training like the Batman to get to the level he is right now. Unlike Batman~ I actually transform into a Superhero~HEHEHE

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TA DA!!!! Pls give me a name~HAHAHA XD

Ah Bengs and Ah Lians

As we know~ Ah Beng's are stereotype Malaysian/Singaporean that usually usually speak local slangs like Hokkien or Cantonese mixed with English and Malay. Most of these Ah Beng's love being notice by wearing trendy (read ugly) fashion items, tight outfits with luminous colour (Prominent brands like Versace, Moschino etc), coloured/dyed/bleached (Known as Golden Monkey hair) hair and accessories such as necklaces and all of which that are conspicuously displayed. Shirts with dragon patterns on are their thing, so does tattoos~lots and lots of tattoos~usually dragon tattoos, they love it because it makes them look like a gangster for eg. the Yakuza.

Most of the Ah Bengs usually drives a Wira 1.3 with a full Evo III bodykit, carbon spoiler, racing rims, a 10'' barbeque set exhaust and playing super loud techno playing on their 100" stereo speakers with flashing lights. Not to forget the Fast & Furious style Neon lights under their car. They love listening to Techno music (known as feng tau, literally translated means 'shake head') and dance badly.

There's also a Hong Kong variation commonly known as 'Gu Wak Chai'~like those guys from the movie~Young & Dangerous. Most Ah Bengs are emulating these guys~Edison Chen, Jordan Chan, Ekin Cheng, etc. Many are real gangsters, or wanna-be's mostly involved in some part with some kind of Triad gang like their Gu Wak Chai idols.

The Ah Lian would be the female version, something like the Asian version of a Bimbo(an attractive but stupid young woman). Wearing Pink Baby G watch and wearing lots and lots of branded stuffs like their counterpart the Ah Bengs. Mostly fake but the label must still be prominently displayed along with the latest handphone with pink cover. Huge platform shoes are a requirement and blonde/red/blue streaks on their hair, the aim is to look like one of the gorgeous Hong Kong pop chicks~but it rarely works. HAHA

The Bengs and Lians love swearing up and down such as 'Diu lei lou mou chao hai!' 'Ni na ma' 'Diu nia seng' and 'Ka ni na!' the favourite of them all is 'Chao cibai' shouted/screamed like CHOOOOOOOOWWWWW CHEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII~

If you enter any cybercafe you will see some Bengs playing counterstrike, howling like wild monkeys with the speakers on full blast while the Lians will be sitting around playing 02Jam, Ragnarok, Maple Story and giggle.

Okay~what brought this on?? this is some classic stuff that I found on the community site

Check this out:

I LIke TO WatcH The AcTioN MOvIe Such As 2fUsT2fURiOS...HErM..C.S.I iS AlSO tHE mOST i lIKe TO wATCH...gHOST bLOcKbUSTER..aLsOaLSo...hMM...aND AlL pROgRAM AT mtV,[V] AnD hITz.tV.

I mean wtf? Excuse me? This is like fulfilling all of the above stereotypes and this isn't a one off, if you browse through friendster you will find hundreds of profiles filled with crap like this.

She also said~

I lovE MusiX Very WeLL And No bOdy caN stop Me to Love It...eSpeciaLLy EngLish SOng...I AlSo Like tO BikE My SouLMate SkuTEr

Seriously~wtf?? What's with the whole alternate capitalisation thing? I really, really, REALLY can't stand that. So people please get your own identity. If you go to any of the clubs in KL, you will see plenty of Ahbengs and Ahlians, enjoy the experience. If I offended anyone I'm sorry, but you're an Ah Beng and you know it. AHAHAHAH

Typical Ah Beng Car

Typical Ah Beng Look

Typical Ah Lian Looks

Beng & Lian Sentral

Typical School Ah Beng acting cool~HAHAHA sorry guys =P

Too thick??

Many people know that handphone is such a great gadget that we wouldn't even think of not owning one. Unless you're like Ben, prefer to live in the stone age~HA-HA. So, most of the Science students know what kind of signal it receives and what kind of waves it produces. Unfortunately we Arts students only know handphone has something to do with microwaves. For those who doesn't know please read the Science textbook, its the last chapter.





Okay~handphones and radio transmits its signals by modulation of electromagnetic waves with an antenna that produces a 3GHz spectrum(Radio communication is less than 3.1GHZ). However, handphone's receives a very power type of radio wave called the microwave. If you want to know how powerful is a microwave, just cook something with your house's microwave oven.





They say that if you talk on the phone too much it will eventually cook your brains due to its high frequency wave. If that's so, I think so half of my brain is already cook~if you don't believe in such stuff try using two phone(make sure its calling the other phone) and put a egg in between them and play some music so that the phone doesn't disconnect by itself~let it run for an hour. Try it, but its not worth the credit. Haha





So, this electromagnetic wave is so damn powerful that it is very hard to make your phone lose it's signal right~ But I did something today that it really made the whole phone dead, meaning no signal. I messaged one of my friend at around 4.52pm and that dude replied at 5.09pm. But I got it at around 5.30pm, that is consider a very long time to receive a pending message. So I was wondering what had happen because its not normal for that dude to send a message half an hour late unless that dude is busy masturbating or something boring. But then I noticed that it was not the operator's problem(I'm using Digi~always the dumbest choice) it was because of ME!!! I laid on my phone and it totally went dead, it was my Fats that blocked the phone from receiving any signals.





OMG!!! I didn't know this is actually possible~this time I'm really to fat. Even electromagnetic waves can't go through because of the thickness of my Fats. If I get would to get any fatter I will be able to block Gamma Rays~even The Incredible Hulk can't do such a thing. Come to think of it, I should continue lying down on it to see whether it would actually burn some of my Fats or not. HAHAHAHA



After hours of study and research Professor Zing has concluded that~ ff you want to stop any electromagnetic waves from going through anything use FATS!! Because of Prof. Zing's amazing discovery he's now selling vacuum pack Fats~100% Satisfaction Guaranteed XD

An expensive way to make hard boiled egg