Phat Dawg
Phat Dawg showing off her super strenght~shy-ly
Okay~you guys might think what is so super about biting a rubber bone right?? But its not as light as it looks~the bone weights a !#^*#^%& 500kg leh!! O.O
Phat Dawg
Phat Dawg showing off her super strenght~shy-ly
Okay~you guys might think what is so super about biting a rubber bone right?? But its not as light as it looks~the bone weights a !#^*#^%& 500kg leh!! O.O
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Batman in The Dark Knight
The Punisher
I'm still wondering~why Superman is so damn leng chai one~ why can't they just get an ordinary guy to do the job?? This will make the fans feel better~so next time they can go for some cosplay event and don't feel bad letting down their idol with their faces. Don't even get me starting with Superwomen~ she's one super fine chio bu that can whack people's asses up and down~uhh!!
Superman
The overly Hot Superwomen
If I talk about Superheroes, I won't forget to talk about my favourite Super Villain THE JOKER~he's one crazy ass dude that is also consider too smart that loves blowing up stuff~YEAH!! he's my man alright~HAHA
The Joker played by the late Heath Ledger
After thinking for sometime I've decided to become a Superhero myself~since money also can make you a Superhero, so I've bought some stuff that will hide my identity and make me look normal~not only that, I also went throught intense training like the Batman to get to the level he is right now. Unlike Batman~ I actually transform into a Superhero~HEHEHE
Transform!!!
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TA DA!!!! Pls give me a name~HAHAHA XD
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Typical Ah Beng Look
Typical Ah Lian Looks
Beng & Lian Sentral
Typical School Ah Beng acting cool~HAHAHA sorry guys =P
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Many people know that handphone is such a great gadget that we wouldn't even think of not owning one. Unless you're like Ben, prefer to live in the stone age~HA-HA. So, most of the Science students know what kind of signal it receives and what kind of waves it produces. Unfortunately we Arts students only know handphone has something to do with microwaves. For those who doesn't know please read the Science textbook, its the last chapter.
Okay~handphones and radio transmits its signals by modulation of electromagnetic waves with an antenna that produces a 3GHz spectrum(Radio communication is less than 3.1GHZ). However, handphone's receives a very power type of radio wave called the microwave. If you want to know how powerful is a microwave, just cook something with your house's microwave oven.
They say that if you talk on the phone too much it will eventually cook your brains due to its high frequency wave. If that's so, I think so half of my brain is already cook~if you don't believe in such stuff try using two phone(make sure its calling the other phone) and put a egg in between them and play some music so that the phone doesn't disconnect by itself~let it run for an hour. Try it, but its not worth the credit. Haha
So, this electromagnetic wave is so damn powerful that it is very hard to make your phone lose it's signal right~ But I did something today that it really made the whole phone dead, meaning no signal. I messaged one of my friend at around 4.52pm and that dude replied at 5.09pm. But I got it at around 5.30pm, that is consider a very long time to receive a pending message. So I was wondering what had happen because its not normal for that dude to send a message half an hour late unless that dude is busy masturbating or something boring. But then I noticed that it was not the operator's problem(I'm using Digi~always the dumbest choice) it was because of ME!!! I laid on my phone and it totally went dead, it was my Fats that blocked the phone from receiving any signals.
OMG!!! I didn't know this is actually possible~this time I'm really to fat. Even electromagnetic waves can't go through because of the thickness of my Fats. If I get would to get any fatter I will be able to block Gamma Rays~even The Incredible Hulk can't do such a thing. Come to think of it, I should continue lying down on it to see whether it would actually burn some of my Fats or not. HAHAHAHA
After hours of study and research Professor Zing has concluded that~ ff you want to stop any electromagnetic waves from going through anything use FATS!! Because of Prof. Zing's amazing discovery he's now selling vacuum pack Fats~100% Satisfaction Guaranteed XD
An expensive way to make hard boiled egg
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Most of us Asians have been waiting for a new firmware update for the Nokia 5700 since last year cause we're stuck with the buggy firmware v3.27. While Europe and United States gets the latest v3.83.1 and the latest v4.21 firmware, we Asian are still stuck with the dinosaur age v3.27. Sucky isn't it?? But what to do~our pal Nokia were too lazy to create new firmware for us and decided to concentrate on their continent, like Sony Ericsson releasing state of the art phones exclusively for Japan only. Ever heard of a Bravia phone?? Japan has it and it was produced 2 years ago, using a Bravia TV microchip and rembating it into a handphone~if the phone supports Full HD I'll definitely find a way to connect the PS3 to the phone. HAHA
Nevertheless~I've found a way to upgrade the 5700 to the latest firmware. So I'm going to share it to you guys how to upgrade it. This software is harmless and it doesn't corrupt your phone in any way. This software can also upgrade different Nokia models but you just need to find the product code.
To update to latest firmware.
Download - Nemesis Servise Suite or NSS
http://www.b-phreaks.co.uk/index.php?main_page=page_2
Download - Nokia PC Suite (From Nokia Website)
http://www.nokia-asia.com/link?cid=EDITORIAL_301890
Download - Nokia Software Updater (From Nokia Website)
http://www.nokia-asia.com/nokia/0,,96203,00.html
1)Now connect your handset via usb, open the NSS software scan your phone.
2)Goto phone info tab, towards right side there is "Production Data Edit".
3)Below that there is "Read" option click it.
4)Now tick and turn "Product code enable"
5)Write down your original product code for backup.
6)Enter this code "0544847" this is EURO1
7)Click Write
8)Now you may close NSS.Install PC suite and nokia software updaterWarning : Before you update make sure you have stable internet connection. Power backup. Updating will take some time depending upon your connection speed.and yes please do not remove the cable in between and follow on screen instructions carefully.
9)Open NSU (Nokia Software Updater), it will scan for your phone.
10)If everything goes well it will tell you that 3.83.1 is available.
11)Click next and the flashing begins.
After succesful flasing you may ervert back to your old product code by following steps 1-8 only this time use your backup product code in step 6.
NOTE: Flash your handset at your own risk. I take no liability what so ever. This is the way i updated my 5700.
V3.27 product code :0551365
v3.83.1 product code :0551365
v4.21 product code :0548931
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Automobili Lamborghini was founded by Feruccio Lamborghini. F. Lamborghini started out as a tractor building company in a small village in Italy called Sant'Agate Bolognese. F. Lamborghini changed his priority when he met with Enzo Ferrari at the Ferrari factory about the quality of the clutch in his Ferrari. But Enzo said that a person like Lamborghini to drive his tractors because he was not able do drive cars(failed to get a P license).
This is how Automobili Lamborghini was born. He had promised himself not to own any Ferrari ever again. The first car Lamborghini built was the Lamborghini 350 horsepower thanks to its V12 engine designed by an Ex-Ferrari engineer Giziotto Bizarrini. The car wasn't that successful but it gave the company ample capital to produce its first sports car called the Lamborghini Miura. The car was introduced at the 1965 Turin Auto Show. This car made Enzo Ferrari walk away covering his face in pure embarrassment.
As time pass, Lamborghini went on producing some of the most beautiful cars in the world. But in 1978 Lamborghini was declared bankrupt because of the 1970 oil crisis. The company was revived in 1987 by Chrysler cooperation buying every Lamborghini's shares. It was until 1994 when Chrysler was in poor economic circumstances and was forced to sell Lamborghini to Megatech an Indonesian company. But Lamborghini was then sold again to its present owner Audi AG,it was 1998 at that time.
Sales increased dramatically since Audi took over Lamborghini, from 211 sales per year during 1996 to 2500 sales per year during 2007. This sales was thanks to the most famous Lamborghini in history, the Lamborghini Gallardo.
Hey, why am I talking about cars all the time?? Talking about the company's history this and that. I want to get one, I want to feel one or at least see one Lamborghini with my very own eyes. Talking more about this makes me disappointed because there are only a few cars in Malaysia. This sucks!! Malaysia is like 100 times bigger than Singapore but there's like only 10 over here, but Singapore recently had another 100 Lamborghinis imported into their country. This ain't fair, I want one!! At least a freaking ride in a Gallardo~~wuwuwu T^T sobx sobx
Hey~what's this??
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Posted by ~ONION~ at 9:16 AM 0 comments
Alright~today I wanted to upload pics of some cars that i didn't copy from the internet because one of my friend(vincent tong) was so cocky because i just talk about the GTR and took the pics from the internet. Luckily for him there was some problem with the website today. There wasn't any option for me to upload pics and I only can put html codes for the pics. Come to think of it maybe God is trying to stop me from uploading those pics, maybe I should just shut up and continue blogging right?? No!! I'm not that kind of person that easily gives up. So I've decided to upload the pics when the website is back to normal.
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Nissan Skyline GT-R R32, R33, R34
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School was fine until she came~the devil in black. She's known as the black witch that came across the Seven Seas with a Nissan Sentra. Her voice is so sharp that it actually generates high frequency sound that is powerful enough to shatter glass, break the sound barrier or even make dogs shut their mouth during their barking session. Not only that, her stare was cold and scary at the same time. The only person that can do such stuff is Pn. Premalatha.
One day, La Sallians will take you down Jalan Know Your Role which is on the corner of Jabroni Garden and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel just to Layeth the Smacketh Down on your little Black Candy Ass!!
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Original Red 5700
Original Black 5700
The late Grey 5700
Rumoured 5710 a.k.a Transformers
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School was kinda boring today since there was 4 free periods. Lucky for us the teacher was absent if she was present today I can tell you most of the students in my class would have been deaf already since she's the loudest teacher in the whole school, she doesn't even need to use a microphone larh for cry out loud. Pn. Premalatha~she voice is as loud as a nuclear bomb exploding directly infront of you and the voice is as sharp as a person scratching the blackboard~uhh
During the first two periods there was a ceramah about college and university~but of course most of us didn't listen to what he's saying and dream about craps. After that we went back to class and took some pics. Most of the people these days love snapping pictures of the environment , themselves and what so ever. I brought my camera to school cause we needed it to take pics for the school magazine, but most of them feel damn lazy to snap pics today so I've decided to snap some unexpected shots~XD
There was this crazy Indian dude doing crazy stuff also~watch the video
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Okay~here it goes, during Chinese New Year every person's main objective is to get as many ang pow as possible and enjoy the food as much as possible right?? HEHE
I did exactly the same~enjoy the food and collecting as many red packets as possible. After CNY, I went and weight myself~ and the scale pointed at 95KG!!! I was like WTH!? SHIET!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE~~ so I when and check if there was any problem with it because I use to be 80KG before CNY. So I when and check for any problem and adjust the scale just by a millimetre and weight myself again and this time its 94.5KG!! AARGH!!! But at least its better than 95KG haha =P
So I've decided to exercise everyday by jogging around and carrying some weights. I've also decided to continued my old school diet routine that made me 80KG last year by eating 1 meal a day. It was suppose to cut my daily calorie intake by half, but the problem is when it comes to dinner time the food is WAHLIAOEH!! it was too ho liao to resist it. I tried taking just a spoon of every dish but the smell and the taste of it~FOO!! It was like heaven and I ended up eating more than I expected, I eventually ate every single dish till its dry~the plate was so clean until there was no reason to wash it already~ lolx
Okay fine, things may not be going well at home , but at least I'm still exercising. In school I was always the only one that doesn't eat during recess. But there was one day I went to my school canteen and accompany my friend and that was the time my BRATHA VINCENT TONG said to me 'KIAM LAN ARH GO AND EAT LARH' that was the time I snapped~ I went to all the stalls and bought what they got and I spend RM10 just on food that day. Spending RM10 in a school canteen is very kao lat already leh. THIS IS ALL VINCENT TONG'S FAULT!!! UHH!!
So you all must be wondering whether I actually became slimmer or not since I'm always talking about eating this and that right. After 5 months here are the results~
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HAHAHA XD
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Bon Odouri~its some japanese summer festival in Japan. Its been 25 years if im not mistaken since the first Bon Odouri was held in Malaysia and its was held at the same Panasonic stadium for 25 years. We Malaysians celebrate Bon Odouri its because we just want to know a bit more about their culture or its because Malaysia is a all round summer country~I'll celebrate Bon Odouri everyday if I'm a japanese~hahaha
Okay~this the first time I and my friends went Bon Odouri ~it was kinda okay~since there's only dancing, dancing and dancing~the name of the dance also was kinda~duhh~hard to explain. If I'm not mistaken 1 of the dance name was called Tokyo Butoh. Can't expect much from Japanese when their talking english right?? HEHE
We were walking the whole time up and down looking for some pretty ladies~but most of us end up seeing lalas and gothic lolitas~shit!! EH~I mau japanese girls in kimono larh~not malaysian girls with sum stripe socks and shirts. That was not only the case , most of the japanese people there are uncle and auntie~all the young ladies were on stage showing off their cultural dance~Nooo~~T^T
Talk about food larh~the food there are amazingly expensive~just to buy a piece of sushi~it cost half of my allowance already~but I don't mind since its for charity~so i ended up losing rm11 on that day~heart pain leh!! uhh~~
The whole day I was there you guys are expecting me to take pictures with some girls in kimono right?? Yes! I did but its was a 3 year old loli~it was not easy getting her pic cause she was moving here and there~pek chek pek chek~she actually pandang slack at me once leh!! uhh!!
Yerr~now only I notice tong pan cute~geli geli
We'll be back next year hopefully to get some real pics other than small girls posing for hot magazines~hahaha
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My first time blogging~ I'm so not used to all this chim chim settings~come on leh~I don't even know how to put links to my friends~great huh. What to do.. I'm still a old fashion noob marh~hahaha. All of this takes time right?? Well, its been 5 hours since i signed up and I'm still checking how to put links to my friend's blog. All their blog so kao chim, mine is like sum kao sai from another galaxy, it makes me very jeles u know T^T~ even my buddy soya n vincent can do better than me~if its vincent i don't mind, but soya larh~his one is also better than mine. WTH!! I've been koreking around blogger.com for hours ady!! Why can't I still find how to put links!!! I'm so damn outdated liao larh~ aargh!!
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The 21st century, everything changed drastically through of technology. We always try to keep ourself up to date by buying new gadgets, but there's more and more gadgets being produce with the state of the art technology every single day. Like my phone, the Nokia 5700. I was so happy that i got one of the latest phone available in the market. But the very next DAY Nokia announce that it will be releasing a new phone called 6120~GREAT!!! But it doesn't matter since my phone has more feature than that 6120.
I knew I can't keep myself up to date through the latest gadgets, so the only way for me to always be up to date is by writing blogs about my daily life. Most of my friends do blog around about their personal life. So its my turn to blog around~if not I'm gonna be considered a dude from the stone age. Even SOYA can write a blog about himself, damn~if I don't write any blog I'm gonna be like the 70s rocking myself out with an afro hairdo. HAHA
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