Great Adventure

1 August~it was a friday and I was very happy on that day because its the day I went and watch The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Its just a day after it released nationwide and I'm one of the first to watch among my friends, sure got that kind of geng-ness feeling right getting to watch the movie and be more updated then them~heheh

The highly anticipated movie of the year, the best adventure of 2008, guaranty to be better than Indiana Jones but end up the movie is just one piece of sai!!! Bloody hell, our Datuk Michelle Yeoh and Mr. Jet is just some celefes in da stupid movie~the running time of the whole film is 114 mins and they only appear for 30 mins. Crappy isn't it?? They only appear for the first 10 mins and the last 20 mins. Talking about how the Emporor have the power to control the 5 elements and rule half of the world this and that and end up kena one spell by the sorceress that made them cry with tears made up of clay and getting shot by a few fire arrows.

I was like~WTF?!?!? the graphics is like a 1995 PS graphic~shit. That is a major disappointment for a film that cost 145 million to produce. Not only that, the fighting scenes between our Datuk and Jet Li only lasted 5 minutes and of course she lost and got killed by the Dragon Emperor that can turn into a 3 headed dragon. Kinda weird right, a chinese dude turning into a 3 headed dragon~that is so Japanese leh~those directors must have thought China is actually Japan. The terracotta army, their mummies~wth bra?! terracottas are actually mummies?? So, if you want to find some mummies in China just go and check out the terracotta army~

Now, that after I watch finish the whole movie I was like~...... RM10 burn~for a so call most anticipated movie and the greatest adventure of the year this and that but end up~its the most anticipated piece of shit and the greatest piece of crap created with a 145 million budget that wasted my time, wasted my life and saliva.

I was so happy that most of the critics gave is a negative because I want the director to die in Hell for creating such stupid movie~oh yea~not only the director but this critic also who gave a positive review~Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times, who gave the film three stars (out of four). Ebert remarked, "Now why did I like this movie? It was just plain dumb fun, is why." Ebert also states that it is the best in the series. Wahliaoeh!!! this guy can even say it is the best in the series leh!! this critic is guaranteed a cock eye guy~or he had diarrhoea and shitted throught the whole movie and only came back while the action scenes is going on~. I'm going to rate this movie a -50/100 and this is the picture that describe how's the movie.

The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor